I Swallowed A Pipe — Mug

We use high-quality, long-lasting fabrics chosen for comfort, durability, and everyday wear.

T-Shirts (Classic Fit)
- Black, White & Most Core Colours: 100% soft, ringspun-style cotton
- Heather & Sport Colours: A cotton-rich blend (typically up to 10% polyester) for added softness and shape retention
- Heavyweight GSM: Built to last, hold shape, and avoid that thin, see-through feel

Hoodies (Classic Fleece)
- A warm, durable cotton–poly blend (50/50) designed to stay soft, hold colour, and survive years of washing
- Brushed inside for extra coziness, with a smooth, tough exterior that stands up to daily use

Every product is printed fresh for you using direct-to-garment technology, so the fabric stays breathable, vibrant, and comfortable from day one.

Most orders are printed within 1–3 business days, then shipped straight to Malta using point-to-point delivery to reduce unnecessary carbon waste.

Standard Shipping:
Arrives in 5–9 business days (production + delivery)

Priority Processing:
Arrives in 3–6 business days with faster dispatch

You’ll receive full tracking as soon as your order ships, and we’ll keep you updated every step of the way.

Our packaging is made of 70% recycled plastic and is fully recyclable.

While we understand that this can be extremely frustrating, shipping to Malta can be quite slow from time to time.

We work very closely with our EU-based distribution partners to make sure you get your package within the delivery window quoted.

If you haven’t received your order 5 business days after it was supposed to arrive, please reach out to us at orders@uajma.com

We’ll check the tracking, contact the carrier if needed, and if the package is officially lost or undeliverable, we’ll re-print & re-ship at no cost.

Note: Delays can still happen due to incorrect address, customs, weather or local carrier issues - but we’ll always keep you updated.

Can I return or exchange my order?
Yes! If your item arrives misprinted, damaged, or incorrect, we’ll replace it or refund you for free.

What if I ordered the wrong size?
If the item is unworn and as new, you can ship it back to us for 75% back in store credit.

What does UAJMA cover for free?
All genuine printing or manufacturing issues - misprints, wrong items, damage, or lost packages - are covered 100% by us.

Who do I speak to?
Reach out to orders@uajma.com within 7 days of delivery with your name, order number, issue and ideally attached photos of the problem and we'll get back to you within 48 hours.

To keep your prints vibrant and your clothes feeling great, we recommend the following care instructions:

Washing

• Turn inside-out before washing
• Machine wash cold (30°C or below)
• Use mild detergent
• Wash with similar colours
• Avoid bleach or strong chemicals

Drying

• Tumble dry low or, even better, hang dry
• High heat can shorten the life of the print

Ironing

• If ironing is needed, turn the garment inside-out
• Avoid ironing directly over the print

Long-Term Care Tips

• Don’t dry clean
• Avoid fabric softeners (they can affect print longevity)
• For hoodies, zip up any zippers before washing to reduce wear
• Treat stains gently — no harsh scrubbing over the print area

Following these steps will keep your UAJMA tees soft, your hoodies cozy, and your prints looking fresh for years.

Our mugs are dishwasher safe.

Our products are ethically sourced from trusted global manufacturers in regions including Bangladesh, Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Mexico, China, and other certified facilities depending on availability. All items are printed and shipped from our EU fulfilment centres.

Every blank product meets EU textile and product safety standards, including requirements for chemical safety, heavy metals, and material labelling.
All drinkware is lead-free, BPA-free, and food-safe.
All textile products use materials tested to industry safety benchmarks, with many components meeting OEKO-TEX Standard 100 or equivalent certifications.

This ensures every UAJMA product is safe, compliant, responsibly made, and built to last.